Look, someone who gets it.
This isn’t a new concept. Look at iTunes.
There is this place I order lunch from sometimes that is better for me than Dominos because it has stuff like tasty salads and the like. However, I’ve been ordering from them less and less, despite liking their food more, because the delivery guys almost always say “hey, call us and quote this number on the phone to get a free thing!”
I do not do phone orders. I can’t do phone orders. I use Internet ordering for a reason and making me feel self-conscious about the manner in which I order my food is a great way for me to not feel comfortable ordering from them again despite liking their food better. I don’t care about getting a free thing; I care about getting food without having to dial my phone anxiety and food guilt down long enough to sit through placing an order with an actual person rather than an Internet form which will not judge me.
Getting really fucking tired of these “better face” mods for Skyrim being all about making the female NPCs into blandly “sexy” faces with sculpted eyebrows, modern-day-equivalent makeup, and no character beyond sexy. There’s no equivalent for men, and they break immersion to hell.
If your joke consists solely of “that guy/girl looks like a girl/guy”, it is not a very funny joke.
Oh, hey. Emailing a politician actually got results. o_O
And now I feel like the worst person forever.